Sometimes I wonder what would happen if people were afraid of their own refrigerators. I have learned about how it's important to notice all the sheep in the world, they could save it one day, and if a nuclear apocalypse were to occur, wiping out all the sheep, then people would be afraid of their refrigerators. I think if I were to kill a sheep, I would live in fear of my own refrigerator until the end of time. This is why it is important to never let sheep die nor should you turn on them and kill them. I have learned this many years ago. The council of ducks must destroy the evil dishwashers if people are afraid of their own refrigerators. Otherwise, this can end in world domination and an endless fear of refrigerators. Once all dishwashers are destroyed, humans will no longer have a reason to fear their own refrigerators. They can't get to you in your sleep anymore. The only thing they can really do is release the meat which will combine with other meat to create a human-shaped mutant. Sometimes I wonder about the meat, and what powers it may possess. Sometimes I wonder if it wants to be my friend, or if it wants to suck the soul out of my body. Both sound pretty nice. The meaty abomination will limp into your room while you are sleeping, leaving trails of blood and meat and pat your head with one of its appendages before disappearing from your room and reappearing in your refrigerator, sound asleep. If you are awake, the mutant will come in and lay you down on your bed, pulling the blankets over you and giving you a nice wet, sloppy kiss goodnight with lots of tongue before turning the lights out, crab walking back to the kitchen at lightning speed and jumping back into the refrigerator.