Total Medals Earned: 99 (From 24 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,850 Points
Medals Earned: 4/20 (40/500 points)
Travel a distance of 4km or further in one run.
Unlock the Orange Cap.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Unlock the Army Helmet.
Buy all the Gun Upgrades.
Buy all the Grenade Upgrades.
Unlock the Dad n' Me Mask.
Buy all the Shield Upgrades.
Unlock Elvis' Hair and sunglasses.
Unlock the Party Hat.
Buy all the Engine Upgrades.
Buy all the Oil Upgrades.
Travel a distance of 12km or further in one run.
Travel a distance of 8km or further in one run.
Unlock all the other Medals.
Unlock all the hats.
Buy all the Upgrades.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Beat up 30 dudes
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/105 points)
Play The Game and Quit
Blam Pistachio Man!! HOORAY!!!!
Medals Earned: 3/3 (25/25 points)
Made the final decision
Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/90 points)
Open the game
Witness a Stepford miracle
Kill 1 enemy
kill 100 enemies
Kill 500 enemies
Kill 1000 enemies
Blub
Succeeded in firing a sol beam
Kill Racist Sr.
this game done put pig physics innit
see it.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (15/15 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (40/40 points)
Start the game
Beat Week 1 in Story mode and unlock Week 2
Funk on a Friday (real time)
Medals Earned: 1/2 (50/150 points)
Make a birthday wish and grow stronger.
Medals Earned: 3/5 (60/135 points)
Let out all your aggression.
Beat the game.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Clobber a civilian, and feel good about doing it.
Send an Armored Truck off the deep end.
Survive the wrath of Jesus without hitting a single Zombie...
...or hell, hit every single one.
Score an Unstoppable kill combo with the pistol.
Survive past Wave 10, into the Impossible Zone.